the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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