Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
