I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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