she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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