Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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