erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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