let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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