i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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