i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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