About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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