if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we're chasing vodka with high fives
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just sucked dick on a ferry
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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