I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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