my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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