The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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