I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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