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(818): View more from California

WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK

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(975): View more from Missouri

At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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(905): View more from Ontario

She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy

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(641): View more from Iowa

you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.

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(650): View more from California

He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!

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(402): View more from Nebraska

One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always

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