Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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