It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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