her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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