I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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