It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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