Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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