question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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