mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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