idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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