You work out of a Hotel?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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