I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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