I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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