fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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