Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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