from now on my penis is your penis
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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