The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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