check it out our google latitudes are spooning
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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