Buhtt sex?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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