Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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