He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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