You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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