you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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