I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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