I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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