have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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