I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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