Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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