and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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