Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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