Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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