I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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