Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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