I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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