well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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