belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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