Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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