I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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