There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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