shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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