we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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